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Dividing By Zero is Hilarious

Posted by Stu Haack on Thursday, August 13, 2009, In : commentary 

I don't know why.  Seriously, I don't.  But dividing by zero is really funny to me.  I guess it's because when I think of people dividing by zero, I imagine tiny workers in calculators completely freaking out.  "No lunch break today boys, we're working overtime; he just divided by zero." And the Math Gods get super pissed . . . like, "What the fuck are you thinking?! You know you can't do that! Now this is happening." And then this happens . . .

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So you see . . . don't piss off the Ma...

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Chuck Norris Was NOT Here

Posted by Stu Haack on Thursday, August 13, 2009, In : commentary 

Funny Pictures

Bill Brasky was!

That’s right everyone . . . I’ve had enough of Chuck Norris and his worthless antics.  We all know who the real hero is. And no, he never appeared on Walker Texas Ranger.

Bill Brasky is one of the greatest of all time . . . just listen as these guys tell you all about the man that once scissor-kicked Angela Lansbury.

To Bill Brasky!


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America At Its Finest

Posted by Stu Haack on Thursday, August 13, 2009, In : commentary 

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The pinnacle of evolution.

The apex of humanity.

The culmination of existence.

The 400-pound woman “scootering” to the window at the Burger King drive-thru . . .

We’ve mastered effortless mobility and The Whopper.  What more could a young woman ask for?


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Texts From Last Night

Posted by Stu Haack on Thursday, August 13, 2009, In : commentary 

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(248): I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday

Ya . . . You want another shot of it?

(503): I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.

Nope, we can’t end with that one . . .

(215): omg i can’t drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina

There it is!

You’ve just seen a very, very brief summary of the many exciting and wonderfully intelligent comments you’ll find at the website textsfromlastnight.com.

Seriou...


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The Anti-Gym

Posted by Stu Haack on Thursday, August 13, 2009, In : commentary 

I fucking hate these commercials. I had only heard them on the radio when listening to 91X and I hated them then, so I checked YouTube to see if they had any video, and sure enough . . . they did.

For your viewing pleasure: The Anti-Gym.

See that? See what he had to do? Do you think he likes giving you the ol’ pie-to-the-face? No! Of course not. He just can’t stand the fucking sight of you. No chubbies.

Having a conversation with this guy would probably be similar to having o...


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Scary/Fun: Feast

Posted by Stu Haack on Thursday, August 13, 2009, In : commentary 

So, I watched a movie last night . . . Feast.  It’s a horror movie that has some really well known executive producers, maybe you’ve heard of them: Wes Craven, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, along with some pretty well-known actors: Henry Rollins, Jason Mewes.  That being said, I thought it was pretty safe that it would be a pretty solid movie . . . especially in comparison to some of the horror movies I’ve seen lately (Dracula 3000, one word: Coolio).

The jury is still out on this...


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