Caution: I’m Gonna Throw Up

Seriously? I don’t know what to say about this. Let’s just review this low point in human evolution . . .

Memorable Quotes:

Just remember, you don’t need a pool for this breast stroking . . .

Who’s the best cat in the United States? It’s you Champ-a-damper. It’s you.

Your cat wants a massage. No lotions or oils needed.

Good for you. Use two hands to double your pleasure and double your fun.

Like the touch of a fairy.

Caution: Either they like this or they don’t.

Remember; You can’t fool drool.

These are the prominent chest muscles seen on body builders.

*I give up on humanity