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(248): I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday

Ya . . . You want another shot of it?

(503): I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.

Nope, we can’t end with that one . . .

(215): omg i can’t drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina

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