I don't know why.  Seriously, I don't.  But dividing by zero is really funny to me.  I guess it's because when I think of people dividing by zero, I imagine tiny workers in calculators completely freaking out.  "No lunch break today boys, we're working overtime; he just divided by zero." And the Math Gods get super pissed . . . like, "What the fuck are you thinking?! You know you can't do that! Now this is happening." And then this happens . . .

So you see . . . don't piss off the Ma...