What interests me the most is that she kinda just sat in it for a while while her friends all evacuated immediately.

Here are a few:

The best (and worst) part about chili is that it looks exactly the same going out as it did coming in.

Montezuma’s Revenge to Mexico = the Colonial’s Revenge to Rednecks

He had a choice . . . he could make the obvious decision and hook up with either of the two girls who didn’t shit their pants, but something tells me he chose shit-stains McGee in the corner. My money’s on the dark horse.

Are they in Cleveland ‘cuz they got some Brown fever in that hot tub.

The Brown Bomber using marine tactics

I don’t care who you are . . . nobody wants that soup!

She shot herself up in the air like a rocket ship . . . rocket shit?