I fucking hate these commercials. I had only heard them on the radio when listening to 91X and I hated them then, so I checked YouTube to see if they had any video, and sure enough . . . they did.

For your viewing pleasure: The Anti-Gym.

See that? See what he had to do? Do you think he likes giving you the ol’ pie-to-the-face? No! Of course not. He just can’t stand the fucking sight of you. No chubbies.

Having a conversation with this guy would probably be similar to having one with a crack-addict . . . except instead of talking about crack, he’d just be shouting random power phrases like “step it up” or “push it” . . . and also probably doing crack.